IT’S FLAT BRO!

Make Earth Flat Again

Contract Address

FRCncx8MiY2QAVj44kcsR8yD1QoF1WNuokKGhNj3jPeg

THERE IS NO CURVE

*Except the up and to the right curve on the $flat chart*

Series 1, Episode 1: A Day in the Life of Flat Earth Turtle

HOW TO BUY $FLAT

Create a Wallet

Download Phantom or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to phantom app

Get some SOL

Have SOL in your wallet to switch to $FLAT If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy SOL from an exchange or cross chain swap and send it to your wallet.

Go To Jupiter

Connect to Jupiter [https://jup.ag/]. Note $FLAT is NOT available on Raydium. Connect your Phantom wallet. Paste the $FLAT token address into Jupiter and confirm the swap. When Phantom prompts you for a wallet signature, sign

god’s creation is flat and you are divinely blessed

If they can make you believe that you live on a spinning testicle that rotates on its orbit at 1000 miles per hour, then whizzes around the sun at 66,000 miles per hour all while impossibly blasting through fake and gay galaxies in a vacuum at 666,000 miles per hour….despite our everyday senses experiencing a stationary flat earth….then they can make you believe anything.

Flat earth is the final boss of conspiracy theories. Once a man disagrees with the mainstream narrative on his literal view of the world, he is psyop free forever. No vaccine can be pushed on us, no lockdowns, no LGBTQPEDO, no race baiting, no 911 inside jobs and climate change hoaxes. We are uncontrollable and think and act however we want. Dangerously Bullish.

Combine this freedom with the power of memes and censorship resistant permission less cryptocurrencies….and welcome to an orbit-bending paradigm shift. 

The FE meme is bigly pre-viral. Right now it is still niche, although much less niche than you think, particularly in the based corners of CT. But with normies like Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson floating with the idea of flat earth it is just a matter of time before $FLAT becomes the first thing to land on the moon.

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.”

The Bible

Genesis 1:6-8

Tokenomics

Liquidity locked forever
on Meteora

All contract permissions revoked

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

  • No Presale
  • Contract ownerships revoked
  • 100% supply deployed in a fair launch
  • Sniper protection at launch
  • 0.5% LP fees

The project will raise funds to donate to heavily censored flat earth truth speaking legends like Witsit Gets It, Flat Earth Dave, Eddie bravo, Eric Dubay etc. We will get these warriors the support they need for spreading the good message and chat with them on Twitter Spaces.

building a tribe of tartarian giants who have defeated the final boss of conspiracy theories.